Note: Next week is Friday the 13th. Oh, goody.
From the inestimable James Lileks Bleat this morning:
Until I return, a question for the comments: you are given a check for a million dollars, tax free. You have to spend it. You cannot use it on bills, or invest it, or just give it away. What would you do with it?
That’s actually a tough one for me. Most of the time, when I think about getting a million dollars, I think about giving something to my Mom, my brothers and sisters, that sort of thing. Of course I also think about the kids at the orphanages in Manila. But I have to spend this money. So here goes:
1. A house. Nothing too advanced, just a decent house in a decent neighborhood. For now, it’d be in Alexandria, since this is such a pretty town and there are nice houses. Let’s say I get it for $500,000. That leaves another half million to spend.
2. Indoor pool. I figure one would run about $100,000 or so. That leaves $400,000.
3. To get around the “can’t give it away” clause, I’d call the great sisters at the Missionaries of Charity orphanage in Tondo (Manila), and find out what additions to the house they need. I’m going to be generous and guess they would need $50,000 worth of stuff. That leaves $350,000.
4. New truck: $35,000. That leaves $315,000.
5. Pay for all of my junk to be moved here from Chicago. Let’s say that run $5,000. So $310,000 left over.
6. Buy $310,000 worth of house upgrades: security system, enlarge the garage, maybe put in a deck.
I know, pretty simple stuff. But I have no interest in buying speedboats, jets, helicopters, or any of that jazz. Homebody Paulie.